Are you ready for the end of the world? Sometimes I think the only redeeming thing about this city is the iced coffee at Saxby’s on a Monday morning. I couldn’t be more wrong, McDonalds is way better and cheaper. I write this blog out of frustration to create something creative. I swear the pavement stores the suns heat and releases it during the knight in shining armor. This is the 180 degree opposite of what I am supposed to write about, but who wants to follow the rules anyways. I’ll burn the toast on purpose if it gets a reaction out of you.

The big news in my life, I put a new ringtone on my phone. Call me. Apparently there is a shortcut key on your keyboard to turn your font italics incase you don’t have time to move the mouse 5 and a half inches to the upper right of your screen (unless you have a mac and then I believe its your upper left). I found this out by accident just now because I suck at typing and in my flurry of messy hand movements, I managed to hit something that turned my font to the dark side. What bothers me the most is that I will never know how I did that. If someone could tell me that would be great; no just kidding I don’t care.

I had a spiritual experience last night. I was driving my little pink car into the city on 95 with Kanye West blasting from the radio off of Keri Hilson’s new single “Knock Me Down.” The window was open as the wind had its way with my flimsy hand at an exact speed of 73 mph. Out of the corner of my eye I caught the skyline in all its shimmering beauty. It seems as though each light burned bright into the night sky adding to an overall display of raw human power. It was all too surreal and for a second I had thought I had died and gone to heaven. Heaven could very well be a Kanye West outdoor concert with perfect weather. Yes, you can quote me on that.

“Grapevine Fires” by Death Cab for Cutie refuses to leave my playlist. Maybe that’s a good thing.

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