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Nov

26

He Called It a “Natural Shot,” or The Shortest and Most Embarrassing Blog Post I’ve Ever Written.

Filed Under general, toilet paper, yearbook, embarrassment | 2 Comments

Before I left for Thanksgiving Break, I forgot to restock the toilet paper in my bathroom. Upon my return I went to the bathroom, realized in a panic that there was no toilet paper, made due, and then scurried down to the janitor’s closet to retrieve four rolls of double-ply. During this trip, I ran […]