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GODTUBE, DAY 42: Broadcast Him?

March 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I’ve been using the term “GodTube” to describe my Lenten journey away from television into some deeper connection to my spirituality and my faith sojourn.
Turns out that something called GodTube actually exists. As an online thing. And it’s kind of horrifying.
That’s all to say: sorry for any confusion caused by my vain attempt at wit. […]

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Tags: general · embarrassment · Lent

Update your holiday calendars accordingly.

February 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

False Fire Alarm Day is a annual holiday celebration held on February 9 at Messiah College Philadelphia Campus that honors and celebrates fire alarms that activate with no provocation, often when least expected.
Modern customs of the holiday include rousting grumpy, poorly rested college students from their beds as early as 7:30 a.m. with a […]

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Tags: general · Philadelphia · Messiah College Philadelphia Campus · embarrassment · satire

He Called It a “Natural Shot,” or The Shortest and Most Embarrassing Blog Post I’ve Ever Written.

November 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Before I left for Thanksgiving Break, I forgot to restock the toilet paper in my bathroom. Upon my return I went to the bathroom, realized in a panic that there was no toilet paper, made due, and then scurried down to the janitor’s closet to retrieve four rolls of double-ply. During this trip, I ran […]

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Tags: general · toilet paper · yearbook · embarrassment