Nov
26
He Called It a “Natural Shot,” or The Shortest and Most Embarrassing Blog Post I’ve Ever Written.
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Before I left for Thanksgiving Break, I forgot to restock the toilet paper in my bathroom. Upon my return I went to the bathroom, realized in a panic that there was no toilet paper, made due, and then scurried down to the janitor’s closet to retrieve four rolls of double-ply. During this trip, I ran […]
Nov
19
Finally, Facebook catches people doing more than holding red Solo cups.
Filed Under general, Facebook, literary journals | 1 Comment
Most of you reading this blog are Facebook users. If you’re not a Facebook user, you should be. (But first you should read about it.)
For those of you who aren’t familiar or just haven’t taken the time to stop checking your Friend updates and actually read about your most trafficked website, Facebook links people all […]
Nov
11
We called these days “holidays” (or, sorry I’ve been gone so long)
Filed Under general, novel, NaNoWriMo, Shalom Auslander, Chuck Prophet | 1 Comment
Rather than apologizing for my extended absence from this page, I’ll try and make it up to all my faithful readers (and the Messiah College people who trusted me to update this bad boy at least once a week) by filling everyone in on the last week of life in the big city.
National Novel Writing […]